"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!
I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!
I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!
You are so beautiful and i love you!!!
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight